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The Mayhem of Hannah Mahmoud
Grapeseed Farmer's Market For those that need a brief summary for this tale, Hannah Mahmoud, a.k.a The Grapeseed Pisser, faced a couple...
Robin O'Neal
Mar 4, 2024
Taxi Driver 'Blondie' Strikes Fear: Riches or Kidney?
In a shocking turn of events, many of the residents of Los Santos have been found to be missing organs. This is a result of the insane...
Olly O'Farrel
Feb 15, 2024


Taxi Terror Love Tap
Be wary of a particular taxi driver aggressively hollering for customers, they might provide a service you didn’t ask for. LSPD and EMS...
Robin O'Neal
Feb 10, 2024


The Grapeseed Pisser VS Cow and Chicken
What’s the strangest thing you’ve witnessed during a bench trial? Dramatics? Wild statements? How about... chickens? Twinsta was recently...
Robin O'Neal
Feb 3, 2024


2 Shootings 1 Hero
On early hours of 11th January, the Cluckin' Bell was plagued by two separate attacks as Manticore Security and one of the founding...
Reginald Campbell
Jan 11, 2024


Law Enforcement Officer Shoots Four Dogs At DMV
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Christopher Roundtree
Dec 29, 2023


Crime and Hooliganism Skyrockets in Los Santos, Public Terrorized
Many citizens and businesses turn to Private Security Forces to maintain order in their workplaces.
Christopher Roundtree
Dec 27, 2023


Tow Truck Driver's Arrest
On 26th December 2023 Mr Sonny C was arrested for grand theft auto as he was conducting in his job as a tow truck driver when he claimed...
Reginald Campbell
Dec 27, 2023


Mayoral Candidate James Brown Shot During Debate
Assassination attempt leaves Mayoral Candidate with broken ribs.
Christopher Roundtree
Dec 27, 2023
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