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The Mayhem of Hannah Mahmoud
Grapeseed Farmer's Market For those that need a brief summary for this tale, Hannah Mahmoud, a.k.a The Grapeseed Pisser, faced a couple...
Robin O'Neal
Mar 4, 2024
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Taxi Driver 'Blondie' Strikes Fear: Riches or Kidney?
In a shocking turn of events, many of the residents of Los Santos have been found to be missing organs. This is a result of the insane...
Olly O'Farrel
Feb 15, 2024
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Taxi Terror Love Tap
Be wary of a particular taxi driver aggressively hollering for customers, they might provide a service you didn’t ask for. LSPD and EMS...
Robin O'Neal
Feb 10, 2024
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The Grapeseed Pisser VS Cow and Chicken
What’s the strangest thing you’ve witnessed during a bench trial? Dramatics? Wild statements? How about... chickens? Twinsta was recently...
Robin O'Neal
Feb 3, 2024
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2 Shootings 1 Hero
On early hours of 11th January, the Cluckin' Bell was plagued by two separate attacks as Manticore Security and one of the founding...
Reginald Campbell
Jan 11, 2024
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Law Enforcement Officer Shoots Four Dogs At DMV
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Christopher Roundtree
Dec 29, 2023
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Crime and Hooliganism Skyrockets in Los Santos, Public Terrorized
Many citizens and businesses turn to Private Security Forces to maintain order in their workplaces.
Christopher Roundtree
Dec 27, 2023
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Tow Truck Driver's Arrest
On 26th December 2023 Mr Sonny C was arrested for grand theft auto as he was conducting in his job as a tow truck driver when he claimed...
Reginald Campbell
Dec 27, 2023
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Mayoral Candidate James Brown Shot During Debate
Assassination attempt leaves Mayoral Candidate with broken ribs.
Christopher Roundtree
Dec 27, 2023
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